Sienna Miller Leads a Completely Normal Life. We Swear.

Now that she's a mother of a two-year-old, the Foxcatcher actress who once made tabloid headlines has gone completely New Age yummy mummy (sort of). Cass Bird directs the ever-uninhibited Sienna Miller in this ironic send-up.

Released on 12/15/2014

Credits

Starring: Sienna Miller

Transcript

00:05
Namaste, welcome to my physical space, come in.
00:21
Wow,
00:24
sorry just one minute.
00:27
Can you feel that?
00:28
The feminine energy in this room.
00:32
I'm gonna have a quick stretch and then we'll be ready.
00:34
I like to stretch with ballet,
00:36
interestingly I'm self taught.
00:40
The students of life.
00:43
Can I offer you guys a tea or a juice or anything?
00:46
We have a responsibility to our children
00:48
to really be careful.
00:51
I pureed organic, only.
00:55
And she still only eats organic puree.
00:57
She as a result is just the most kind of happy,
00:59
incented child.
01:03
I had a great time, my twenties,
01:07
and then I got pregnant
01:08
and having a baby and everything,
01:14
I just felt cold.
01:16
Amy.
01:17
[Female] Yeah.
01:18
What is this?
01:19
[Female] Sorry.
01:22
Cut it our please.
01:23
You don't have to film this, get it out.
01:25
[Female] Sorry, sorry, sorry.
01:34
You know, it's a shame that that had to happen.
01:36
But I'm not gonna waste it,
01:38
so I'm gonna forgive Amy for that; break bread with her.
01:43
Amy?
01:44
You want some of your brownie?
01:52
I'm so sorry.
01:52
Okay, it's okay.
01:53
I'm so sorry.
01:55
Hello.
01:57
Natalie is my spirit animal.
02:01
And she talks to me,
02:03
doesn't she?
02:05
She says funny things.
02:09
Come on.
02:10
Alright enough.
02:13
I'm just gonna go and get dressed
02:14
and take the dogs for a walk.
02:18
I've always used what's available to me.
02:21
And I feel a huge part of this community.
02:25
They've really embraced me as a neighbour,
02:27
as a resident.
02:28
I try to keep it low key.
02:29
I think when I first moved in,
02:32
there was a buzz that I was aware of.
02:35
But everyone now,
02:39
there's no frenzy around me now,
02:41
and I'm a normal person,
02:45
and everyone treats me that way.
02:48
And that's how I like it.
02:52
It feels good no?
02:54
To be out with nature.
02:56
To sit on this wood, to ground.
03:00
To just be.
03:05
But you know what I'm really in the mood for?
03:08
I wanna get in touch with my inner child.
03:11
And you can come along.
03:13
(yelling)
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